How does a new KDP writer supposed to market a book?

You cannot effectively promote books

Or

B) Build a newsletter mailing list of people who will buy your book because they trust you to write books they want to read. This is slow, but ideal.

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

How does a new KDP writer supposed to market a book?

E) Take a solid year to learn how to use Amazon or Facebook ads and be prepared to lose quite a bit of money as you figure it out.

C) that are unreadably terrible in any other way.

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

Or

Because you cannot persuade readers to buy any book in which sentences do not make sense. This shouldn't be “does.” If you don't see the problem, that is a big problem.

D) Pay promotion services like Written Word Media to promote your book. Legitimate services will not accept your book for promotion if the presentation is crappy or the book is badly written.

Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?

A) that are not actually books.

B) that are filled to the brim with typos or errors.

Are you planning to proofread your book to avoid sentences such as

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

If your book is well presented, well written, and basically free of typos, then

A) Build a following on social media, a following of people who will buy your books. Good luck with that. There is very little evidence that social media can translate to sales.

C) Persuade book reviewers on BookTok or Substack or someplace to recommend your book. If your book is unreadably terrible, this is probably impossible.

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

D) that are presented with bad covers, bad descriptions, or ludicrously bad interior formatting.